The Holy Consecrated Mungo BBQ

Tonight heralded the first ever Mungo Holy Consecrated BBQ - never in the history of Mungo has Mungo had a BBQ and tonight the Holy Pork Chop became the Holy, Hallowed, and Crispy Pork Chop.

A little rock salt.

A little ground pepper.

A little HP Sauce.

A little heat.

A lot of crispy.

A lot of tasty and a lot of Mm-Mm-Good.

And Saint Attila raised the pork chop up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy BBQ that with it Thou mayest grill Thine enemies to tasty bits, in Thy mercy."

And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy BBQ, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then flip thou thy Holy Pork Chop of Antioch over, and then flip it back again." Amen.

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